“On a scale of 1 to 100 how mature are you?”
“I’d say about 69!”
That awkward moment when you realize that you just said something really stupid.
Walking down stairs seductively,
Expectations:
Reality:
That awkward when you already said “moment” in your head before you even read it.
Say out loud: ice, bank, mice, elf.
Reblog if you get it.
That awkward moment when you repeat a word so many times, that it loses it’s meaning, and it just sounds like a strange sound coming out of your mouth, then you’re not even sure if it’s a real word or not.
I hate it when strangers say “I don’t bite.”
Yeah, because the first thing I think when I meet somebody is “Holy shit, this bitch is gonna bite me.”
the awkward moment when you get out of the movies and its still daytime
















